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“ rabidchild:
“ victornikiforofu:
“ malungkot:
“ whoever made this meme is A FAKE FAN
fairy godmother was singing her iconic cover of “i need a hero” during this scene, “livin’ la vida loca” wasn’t performed by puss in boots and...

starsandboulevards:

rabidchild:

victornikiforofu:

malungkot:

whoever made this meme is A FAKE FAN

fairy godmother was singing her iconic cover of “i need a hero” during this scene, “livin’ la vida loca” wasn’t performed by puss in boots and donkey until the end of the movie

literally check yourself before you wreck yourself

shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

A. The song title you are looking for is “Holding Out for a Hero” which is a song by Bonnie Tyler, but performed in this film by the incomparable Jennifer Saunders (of AbFab fame).

B. Mongo had a featured line during “Livin’ la Vida Loca”, which he sang from his final resting place in the moat, meaning that it is completely fair to assume that someone would associate the song with his dying moments.

So who is the real fake Shrek fan?

things heating up in the Shrek fandom.

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chocodi:

When you’re playing Mercy and your team leaves you alone on the payload:

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thebootydiaries:
“who is she 😍😍
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thebootydiaries:

who is she 😍😍

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bigskydreaming:

Okay, this is……not something I saw coming to say the least.

But Jill Stein is apparently planning to file for a recount in Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Michigan (the three crucial states Hillary needed to win, which are most speculated to have voter fraud). It just depends on if she can raise the money in time (by this Friday). Because as a candidate, Stein technically can ask for a recount, same as Clinton could…but the candidates must provide or source the money to fund the recount themselves, and so she’s asked for donations here.

This is totally out of left field, because its safe to say Stein is not under the impression that a recount will magically reveal her the winner. Presumably, she’s only doing this to provide Clinton with the foundation she needs to challenge the results without doing it herself, as the White House reportedly is putting pressure on Clinton’s camp to not ask for a recount, erring on the side of easing the transition of power.

(via thetwistedrope)

#RECOUNT2016

witchyroses:

choncegiving:

If anyone is currently confused on what’s happening, JILL STEIN (in a shocking turn of events, I know) has put together a campaign to raise enough money to call for a recount in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. 

Very recently, a number of analysts have reached out to the Clinton campaign to urge them to request a recount. Why

THE STEIN CAMPAIGN NEEDS TO RAISE $2 MILLION BY FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH AT 5 PM EST. THIS IS VERY TIME SENSITIVE. She’s already raised quite a bit in just a few hours, but that doesn’t guarantee that she will get enough. Here’s a direct statement from the website:

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THE LINK TO DONATE IS HERE. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD EVEN IF YOU CAN’T DONATE. WE DESERVE TO HAVE THE VOTE CONFIRMED. THIS CAN AND WILL BE DONE. 

Interesting

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charmowl:

someeroticvulture:

spaceinvadeher:

legendarymotherofshade:

erincrocodile:

wizzard890:

kaylapocalypse:

lockelamora:

hellkn1ght:

borderline-sunflower:

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

I love this post because I’m the drunk girl.

At a very crowded bar once someone accidentally knocked me into a table and I out loud said “ow.” I don’t know how she heard me but this drunk girl showed up out of nowhere, grabbed my face in her hands and placed her thumbs on each side of my nose and just looked at me and said “hold on, don’t worry. I’ve got you.” After a few seconds she let go and said “okay, you’re healed. And also really pretty. Bye!”

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hustleinatrap:

Learn to defend against a bigot grabbing your hijab from behind! 

This is very important nowadays. Please, learn this self defense technique so it becomes muscle memory and don’t let anyone offend you!

This video was posted on Facebook by Zee Abdulla.

Please share widely, especially with our sisters in the “redder” states.

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rlaph:
“did she really confuse cannibals with cannon balls
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rlaph:

did she really confuse cannibals with cannon balls

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supervixen1995:

can yall stop writing paragraphs on here. bitch i cannot read

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deoxyribonucleics:

aroacediscourser:

If you’re attracted to the opposite gender you’re not lgbt. Lmao

Fuck….. the News is In…. the B in LGBT now stands for Bongos…. im sorry “Bi” people………whatever those are…….

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memelordluka:
“Annalise knows whats up 👌👌
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memelordluka:

Annalise knows whats up 👌👌

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